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Hi again,

My name is Andrew Hyder. I am CEO of the Subjex.net search engine that you
submitted http://cellularmania.altervista.org to on 05/27/2004. As CEO of a
growing publicly traded Internet Company that survived the market crash, I
have years of hard-knocks experience that I want to pass on to you as a
business owner. We have combined this experience with real world psychology
on buyer motivation and what makes people buy from one web site and not
another.

Now that your site is in indexed with the Subjex.net search engine, I want
to encourage you not to make the worst (and most common) web sales mistakes
everyone else is making. Read the free report I generated specifically for
you and applied to http://cellularmania.altervista.org. In it you will
learn:

- 5 incredibly easy changes you can do to for free to turn your "browsers"
into buyers!

- How to explode your sales (not traffic) by 500% or more for less than
$30.

- The 3 easy ways to keep people on your web site for more than 30 seconds,
(you’d be surprised how many people are leaving).

- How to always know exactly what prospects are thinking while on your
site.

- Why "live chat" does not work for customer service! …. And a lot more!

As an example - imagine this: If your online business was a “brick &
mortar” store down on Main St. would you open the doors without sales
people to welcome and help your prospects? Of course not! Yet that is
EXACTLY what most web sites do. I am going to teach you an amazing approach
that virtually guarantees huge sales. After that I’m also going to help you
get more traffic at no cost, and have one of our marketing experts do a
free evaluation and suggestion session with you at (again) no cost. I
really am looking forward to helping.

First however, read your free report, "Forget everything you ever learned
about selling online - it's all changed!" To get it - go to:
http://www.subjex.com/myreport then please let me know what you thought.

Sincerely,
Andrew Hyder - CEO

Subjex Corporation

OTCBB: SBJX
5720 Smetana Dr. Suite 325
Minnetonka, MN 55343
Voice - 952-931-0501

P.S. If you want to take http://cellularmania.altervista.org and any
associated email addresses out of the search engine you can by going here:
http://www.subjex.net/unindex.html

Grazie

in pratica il sig. Andrew Hyder ti racconta che lui è un CEO esperto, che ne sa, e visto che hai iscritto il tuo sito ai loro motori di ricerca ti darà dei suggerimenti gratuiti (ben 5!) su come fare in modo che i tuoi visitatori diventino compratori, aumentare del 500% le tue vendite etc.

Spam allo stato puro... :D